All my life..I’ve wondered what the price of boredom was….now I know that it is exactly $50…which is what they charge for the TMZ bus tour in NYC.
Not only is this tour enough to put you to sleep, but the only celebrity I saw was myself in the mirror when I was fixing my lip gloss..
The tour features such highlights as a restaurant where seth rogan once ate a salad and a street corner where Jennifer Lopez once broke her shoe lace.
One of the more exciting points on the tour is when we played “celebrity or homeless person”…to no one’s surprise Samuel L. Jackson was both.
If this is the best that TMZ can do they should stick to television.
Save yourself the $50…if you wanna see celebrities just buy People Magazine.
P.S. If you choose not to listen to me and waste your money on this tour…don’t use the bus bathroom. It smelled like Lindsay Lohan’s breath after a three day drinking binge.